Would you rather?

First topic message reminder :

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

WIZARD. :D

Would you rather not brush, floss, and clean your teeth ever, or not brush, wash, and clean your hair ever?

Not brush, floss, and clean my teeth ever.

Would you rather write with a pen all of the time or write with a pencil with no eraser all of the time?

Pen. :) I know of pens with erasers... >:)

Would you rather eat glue everyday, or eat tape everyday?

Tape. :3 glu affects your diet. :3

would you rather make knots all day or make pots all day?

Pots. I could sell them. :DDD

Would you rather have S three times in your name (Example: Sassy), or N three times in your name (Example: Nanny)?

S three times in my name. :333

Would you rather eat a chicken raw and possibly die, or kill 3 everyday for the rest of your life? 0_0

Kill 3. O.O

Would you rather have green skin or blue skin?

Green. I'd be a zombie. >.<

Would you rather eat sand or eat dirt?

Eat sand. Seems cleaner.

Would you rather have no hands or no feet?

No feet. :P

Would you rather eat a newly bought pillow or newly bought sock?

Sock, easy. It's smaller.

Would you rather be a human trapped in an animal's body or an animal trapped in a human's body?

Uh... an animal trapped in a human's body.

Would you rather eat a king sized chocolate bar or eat a lollipop the size a video disc?

A king sized chocolate bar - yummy...! x3

Would you rather....
Live with a complete stranger for the rest of your life (no moving out),
or be roommates with the most annoying person you know for a whole year (also no moving)? XD

Be roommates with the most annoying person I know for a whole year without moving out for that whole year.

Would you rather grow fangs or grow a tail?

Grow a tail ~ that's cool... o-o

Would ya rather...
Become a highly respected princess,
or become President of the United States? :3

Princess!!!

Would you rather be born with a head of an evil jack-o-lantern or a be born with a head of a snowman (your head would be the color white, and is not made out of snow)?

Erm.. Snowman, I guess..? :P

Would you rather...
Be a living, life size doll (exactly like a barbie..),
or be a miniature person..? x3
No magical magic-y stuff to turn yourself back or anything.. :P

I would be a miniature person.

Would you rather eat barbecue sauce alone or mustard alone?

Well, considering I believe mustard(or must turd, as I call it, xD) is disgusting, I would eat barbeque sauce alone. :P

Would you rather have to say what ever you were doing(like, when you breathe you say, "Breathing, breathing, breathing..." x3) or would you rather have to scream after every word you say?

Geez that's a hard one... o-o Probably (AHH!) scream (AHHH!) after (AHHHHH!!) every (AHH!!) word (AHHH!!)... .-. ._.

Would ya rather...
Never be able to sleep (ever...!!)...
or have to steal everything you need instead of buying anything..?

Never be able to sleep... I can't half the time anyway. :I

Would you rather have no fingernails (you would still have the quick, but no 'shield') or no eyelids?

Erm...No fingernails...Then I couldn't chew them... xD

Would you rather...
Eat a whole glue stick (ew.),
or eat a bag of those little pom-pom puffball things? o-O

Gluuueee stick. And no I'm not going to explain.

Would you rather ignore this question or respond to it and have the question you asked be ignored?

Ignore me.

Would you rather eat pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds?

Erm.. Pumpkin seeds. :3

Would you rather... Have an iPod built into your mind (so you could listen to musicc anytime, anywhere), or be able to play back your dreams on your TV?